13 random/amusing thoughts i received in an email...(thanks Anna)
ONE- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
TWO-The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.(thank goodness!)
THREE- I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.
FOUR- I had amnesia once --- or twice.
FIVE- I am neither for nor against apathy.
SIX-Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
SEVEN-One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.
EIGHT- They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
NINE- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
TEN- How can there be self-help groups ?
ELEVEN- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
TWELVE- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
THIRTEEN- My weight is perfect for my height... which varies.
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