Thursday, June 19, 2008

13 amusing thoughts

13 random/amusing thoughts i received in an email...(thanks Anna)

ONE- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

TWO-The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.(thank goodness!)

THREE- I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

FOUR- I had amnesia once --- or twice.

FIVE- I am neither for nor against apathy.

SIX-Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

SEVEN-One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.

EIGHT- They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

NINE- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

TEN- How can there be self-help groups ?

ELEVEN- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

TWELVE- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

THIRTEEN- My weight is perfect for my height... which varies.

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Monday through Sunday said...

#13 is great! lol

Patty said...

Very cute!

daisies said...

thanks for my thursday smile!! xo

Jen said...

I think #1 was my favorite! I love these kinds of lists, thanks.

Nancy said...

Great TT. I needed a laugh today!

The Gal Herself said...

How do I sign up for #9? (Thanks for visiting my TT)

Bubba said...

I have my own saying that could go on your list.

I was asked once if I was apathetic or ignorant...I said "I don't know and I don't care!"

Funny list! Happy TT!

Val said...

Too funny! Thanks for the smile :)
Happy T13!


MomOnTheGo said...

Thanks for the smile. I would volunteer to test out the money and happiness proposition. My favorite funny saying is "Parents of teenagers understand why animals eat their young." My daughter is only 4 but I keep that in mind for later.

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keithsramblings said...

The story of my life! Nice one.

Devil Mood said...

LOL you made me laugh :)

Tammy said...

Loved these, especially #12. LOL