This weeks theme... Dysfunctional Family phrases on thanksgiving!
- Spit it out :: Grandma is senile and pre-stuffed that turkey LAST WEEK!
- Shadow :: Look at Crazy Uncle Sammy kids, He is making shadows of a turkeys neck on the wall with his... OH NO, get the kids out of here!
- Database :: Your sister didn't bring her stuffing surprise this year, her recipe database got the hallmark virus we were all forewarned about.
- Expression :: Wow Aunt Rose Nice expression on your turkey dessert!
- Boss :: You invited MY boss to our holiday dinner? Uncle luke, get me the carving knife!
- Baby :: Oooh Look how big Nate & Tate's sweet Baby has gotten. She is two already? And you still can't think of a name for her? We will all help you!
- Mystic :: Uncle Bubba would like to say the thanksgiving prayer today! He believes he is the vessel for the mystic pilgrim spirit who resides inside of him.
- Kate :: It's unanimous! KATE is a perfect name for the baby!
- Boobies :: I know she just got them Hank, but does your sister have to show Them to EVERYONE who asks her to pass the sweet potatoes?
- Raid :: MARY! it's 2 am! What are you and crazy Uncle Sammy doing down here? umm umm.. WE are RAiding the fridge for leftovers! Yeah, that's it! What else would I be doing with crazy Sam at 2 A M ?
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6 comments:
themes makeeverything easier...
LOL - You're either bored or slap happy!
Thank you for your sweet comments on my blog, it is nice to hear from you. Baby Girl is 9 months old already! Time flies, huh? She is so very precious and so sweet. Love her giggles and toothy smiles! Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
2 and 7 really cracked me up! Great mutterings.
ROFL
These are hilarious!!!!!
You could do standup :)
I dispose of the turkey neck quickly just to avoid something like that happening. :P
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