HEADS -
*OR*
TAILS
*OR*
TAILS
Why is it that 'getting there' is not the same for men and women? Men can 'get there' without much effort. If they have a pulse. With a cool breeze, a warm shower....a sears catalog. Women need motivation ALL day long... A loving caress in the morning, many kind words.. a glass of wine. The kids away or asleep. Many more kind words. The planets aligned. The house in order. More kind words. Men may have all the right moves and kind words for trying to get her there all day long... They've done the sweet good morning, (she is feeling happy!) they've answered correctly to the dreaded..."do these jeans make my butt look too big?". They've helped clean up dinner. (she is almost getting there) The Day long mandatory foreplay is almost ending!... Getting closer now to 'getting there' together...The evening is winding down...The sink has no dirty dishes. The moon is in pisces... and Then The very tired, grumbly man says ONE offensive utterance like.. 'Smell this shirt, Can I wear this again tomorrow?" and THAT can UNdo all the 'getting there' HE has done to get her there and THAT's the end of that for them THAT day!
thanks for the Heads or Tails prompt Barb!
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This is why trying to get there is so much fun :-)
Hahahaha!!!! You hit this one right on the head. (Pardon the pun.)
Of course once we get there, then they have to get us.. um.. THERE! A little to the left.. now a little to the right.. :P
Perhaps that's his way of getting you primed for his scent?
LOL! (the laugh of recognition ...)
So funny and so true.
Its not about the destination its about the journey right?
How funny! How true! How funny! Still laughing and shaking my head in agreement.
Oh my gosh - this post is truly fantastic!!! It's so true and the fact that it's so true makes it absolutely hilarious! I LOVE this post!
Oh, that is too true!
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