Monday, April 14, 2008

Raise Your glass!

my favorite!

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully-controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
coli)--bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember, Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service.

* a note of thanks to Anna for sending me this wise email!


paisley said...

well... don't say i didn't warn you..... i am one of those people... you know... instant asshole... just add alcohol... yep.. thats right ... thats me....

Deirdre said...

I've just paid my taxes and am having a glass of wine right now. I'll feel ever so much better in just a little while.

latree said...

oh no.

Jon said...

I guess I'm safe them - coming from Ireland.
Land of Guinness

Remiman said...

I'll accept any excuse to drink wine. this is as good as any. ;)

Gill said...

A wonderful excuse to have an extra glass of vino tonight!!!

WillThink4Wine said...

Ben Franklin also said of wine: "Wine is constant proof that God wants us to be happy".

daisies said...

hee hee ... this made me giggle :)

giggles said...

Great service announcement Lucy! I'm sure we'll all be healthier for it! Serve it up!

Hugs Sherrie

myrtle beached whale said...

I think that with wine you get a large dose of toe jam from the stomping of the grapes.

spider said...

Finally found a red wine that I really like...don't they say red wine is the better of the wines for our health? Anyways, it's Bonizio and I was hipped to it at Leslie and John's house (a Lunar Ladies get-together). Look for it, Lucy, 'cause you may like it as much as us. Then tell us what you think...