Wednesday, May 21, 2008

3 word Wednesday

3 word wed. words are-delayed edge focus

Why is he always delayed?? How long do I wait before I am considered impatient? Doesn't he know I'm nervous as it is? All this waiting just makes things worse! I tried reading my book, but I just can't focus on anything but my watch. Finally! He arrives! He's hardly here a minute before he speaks the same notorious, annual words... Slide down to the edge of the table, a little more, a little more. that's good.
(DONE! till next year!)

11 comments:

TC said...

OH I feel your pain! Somehow I knew right when you first started saying you were impatient what was going to happen! I can totally relate :-/

gautami tripathy said...

For a moment I was thinking in another direction. Then it was crystal clear.

Hugs!

susan said...

Hilarious! Got it immediately.

paisley said...

and here i thought you were waiting for your hubby!!!! yuck!!!!!

Tammy said...

I dread these! lol

pjd said...

OK, being a guy I didn't get it at first until I saw the labels you assigned it. Should I feel guilty for thinking this is a funny post?

Just someone said...

The start was mysterious - leading to any direction:) took a second to get it:)

... thank you for your comments, they are always really sweet...

Lucy said...

I'm so glad many didn't get it!
I was hoping to be mysterious, but wasn't sure I'd pull it off! I thought the Drs. words would give it away completely-.. Maybe, its just me who is NEVER positioned right on that dreaded paper covered table! haha
Pjd- I was hoping it would be funny too!

Remiman said...

Lucy,
My running and adventure partner is a GYN. When i read your piece I was reminded of a conversation my wife and I had last night: When k., Leigh's daughter, needs an exam, who will she go to?

Ottawa race weekend this weekend. Leigh and i are doing the 1/2 marathon on Sunday.
rel

one more believer said...

that was a hoot!... i wasnt sure if like p she was waitin for he man... so yeah, thr was definitely mystery.... scoot down to the edge.. where the heck is the edge... nothing like hanging over... oh the pain of it all... have you ever looked up and seen something written like... lord grant me the blah-blah..

Danette said...

Gee Whiz I am a dork, I had to read ot twice before I got it. Very good indeed.

*Laughing as I turn off the computer*