In celebration of Mothers Day this Sunday...
Thurs.13-13 GROSS things Moms do for their kids
Clean up a childs vomit
Change a million poopy diapers, even the poopey diapers of an older toddler, whose poops look like a grown mans
Change a million urine diapers, even the ones that smell like every bottle of ammonia broke in aisle 5
SCRAPE poop from walls of nursery and wash walls
Take a childs temp. rectally
Insert suppository into a screaming child who hasn't pooped in a week
Boogie syringe a kids nose
Carefully Clean ( while having chills down your legs) that belly button black thingey on the infants belly button
EAr wax removal
Clean the urine from the bathroom floor until the toddler learns to aim ( he is 24, how long does this usually take?)
Fish little super hero men out of a toilet that contains a very amazingly large load of poop ( YOU did this??)
reach into pants pockets before washing them and pull out melted chocolate bar attached to worms ( gummys, but Still!)
Repeat each step times THREE kids!
HEY... IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY MADE OR BOUGHT A MOTHER'S DAY CARD FOR YOUR MOM... YOU BETTER GET CRACKING!!
IF YOU'RE A MOM... HAPPY MOTHES DAY!!!
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