Thursday, May 08, 2008

Thurs. 13

In celebration of Mothers Day this Sunday...
Thurs.13-13 GROSS things Moms do for their kids

Clean up a childs vomit
Change a million poopy diapers, even the poopey diapers of an older toddler, whose poops look like a grown mans
Change a million urine diapers, even the ones that smell like every bottle of ammonia broke in aisle 5
SCRAPE poop from walls of nursery and wash walls
Take a childs temp. rectally
Insert suppository into a screaming child who hasn't pooped in a week
Boogie syringe a kids nose
Carefully Clean ( while having chills down your legs) that belly button black thingey on the infants belly button
EAr wax removal
Clean the urine from the bathroom floor until the toddler learns to aim ( he is 24, how long does this usually take?)
Fish little super hero men out of a toilet that contains a very amazingly large load of poop ( YOU did this??)
reach into pants pockets before washing them and pull out melted chocolate bar attached to worms ( gummys, but Still!)
Repeat each step times THREE kids!

HEY... IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY MADE OR BOUGHT A MOTHER'S DAY CARD FOR YOUR MOM... YOU BETTER GET CRACKING!!
IF YOU'RE A MOM... HAPPY MOTHES DAY!!!

8 comments:

TC said...

This was so honest and cute, Lucy :)

Clean the urine from the bathroom floor until the toddler learns to aim ( he is 24, how long does this usually take?)

ROFL

My nephew is 3 and every time I take him potty and he tells me he wants to stand up to do it I cringe.

Have a wonderful mother's day :)

Monday through Sunday said...

Yep ~ the behind the scenes of motherhood. Happy TT!

Colleen said...

Back visiting you again! Hey, it's not about chicken! Love motherhood....Haven't had the chance to train a boy on the pot yet..I'm scared. 2 girls was bad enough, i'll be going for the boy within the year. Good luck for me! Happy TT!

Tammy said...

Ahhh I remember these well Lucy. Makes me nostalgic...NOT! lol I really can't think of anything you missed. ;)

Happy Mommy's Day!

giggles said...

EwwwY EEWEE!! Now I am really glad I had a princess! Get them to sit, I know so many men that do!! Dangling in the pot works! Funny post! But ewww!!Yes you deserve a big Mothers Day HO RAH!!!

The memories are all flooding back!!!

I better put my order in for some female grandchildren eh!

Hugs Sherrie

forgetfulone said...

So glad you decided to do a list of gross things, too! I happen to have done all of these! I guess that's what being a mom is about. Who'd thought that when we were pregnant and ignorant?
Diana

myrtle beached whale said...

Just think. It won't be long until your kids will be doing most of those tasks for you.

Sue said...

Congratulations on being in the top 3 over on the TT site!

Happy TT and have a great rest of the week!