Saturday, September 06, 2008

Miracle

"As long as I have legs to walk on. You'll NEVER have to take out the garbage.





"Ooh, Look, The NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have No trouble parking at the crafts fair!"





" I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers"




" I know, Let's take you shoe shopping"




"I made some Niman Ranch Lamb Tenderloin, with garlic, black pepper,and Indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds Okay"



Miracle-
The term is derived from the Latin word miraculum meaning "something wonderful".
sunday scribblings

18 comments:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

My friends gave me a perfect husband doll and when you squeeze him he says all the things you want to hear. FUnny!

paisley said...

hey girl.. have you ever heard of niman ranch?? that is a bunch of local ranchers here in marin and sonoma counties... only they never sell is lamb.. hmmmmm...

anyway,, don't you wish,, just once a year,, like maybe on your birthday this was not just a fantasy??????

Linda Jacobs said...

Too funny! I'd drop dead if my husband did these things!

Giggles said...

Ever the funny girl....he does those thing for you though, doesn't he?....Mr. Cool Pants!! The wonderful husband that could go on the road giving seminars to those barbaric ones!

Hugs Giggles

Shannon said...

These would be miracles!!! :)

Paul said...

These aren't miracles, they happen all the time thanks to my wife! LOL

keithsramblings said...

Be honest - you wouldn't want it any different!

forgetfulone said...

What fine fantasies!

anthonynorth said...

Hey, I can cook, do shopping, buy flowers.
Maybe don't, but I could :-)
Only kidding.

Tammy said...

Truly a miracle. LOL

*SIGH*

GreenishLady said...

I enjoyed witnessing those miraculous happenings!

tumblewords said...

Great post - still laughing!

Gill said...

bwahahaha!! If Grant did these things I would straight away wonder what on earth he had been up to???!

Thanks for the very positive comment on my little "Comments" rant.... sometimes you just have to vent a little eh!

Abbie said...

Shoe shopping will be a much better idea with me.

myrtle beached whale said...
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myrtle beached whale said...

I am sure there is a wife version of this with things like:

"Don't mow the lawn today the Jets are playing the Giants. I will mow it for you."

"It looks like we are running low on beer. I will go get you some while you watch the game."

"You look tired, why don't I just please you with my mouth tonight."

"My lover from college called. She is modeling here this week and asked if she could stay with us. We do have a king-sized bed"

"If I cut out my spa treatments and get a second job, I think we can afford that boat."

"Look at the rack on that girl over there, and she is not even wearing a bra."

"Jewely is a waste of money. What I would really like for our anniversary is a new vacuum."

mgirl said...

We can dream, right?

mspennylane said...

Great post - that would definitely be a miracle, I especially like the idea of a surprise shoe shopping trip!