Thursday, September 25, 2008

Revised Tunes

The 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. (that's what the following email stated:)
They include:
  • 13.Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
  • 12.Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
  • .11.The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
  • 10.Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
  • 9.Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.
  • 8.Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
  • 7.Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
  • 6.Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
  • 5.Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
  • 4.Leo Sayer --- Yo u Make Me Feel Like Napping.
  • 3.The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
  • 2.Abba--- Denture Queen.
  • And the number One revised hit??
  • 1.Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
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Anonymous said...

I'll pass thank you very much!

Gill said...

LOL!! This had me ROFLOL!

forgetfulone said...

That's funny! Especially #7 and #4. Snores and napping. ha! Great TT. I don't have one for today. I have so much other stuff to blog about right now, and I couldn't think of anything.

I tagged you!

~TAMY 3 Sides of Crazy~ said...

LOL I suddenly feel old!

Mimi Lenox said...

This really do make me feel old. Yikes. They are hysterical and depressing at the same time.

Thank you SO MUCH for displaying the BlogBlast For Peace banner. I don't know how you found me, but I so appreciate it. Can't wait for November 6, 2008.

Mimi Lenox

Mimi Lenox said...

P.S. I have added your link in my sidebar widget!

Giggles said...

Awesome, I got this in an email and laughed then too....Damn getting old sucks eh? haha

Hugs Sherrie

Good for you on the blog blast!! Well done!

Lesley said...

very funny! I've been racking my brains trying to think of more - and failed, I think it's an age thing!