Thursday, August 28, 2008

13 Confucius sayings


Confucius Says:
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Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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visit Thursday 13!

8 comments:

paisley said...

oh lucy,, that was a blast!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anna said....

LOL some list. Confucius would be very proud of you.....Ha, Ha,

Giggles said...

Funny hunny!!

Hugs Giggles

Tammy said...

You're killing me with these last two posts girl! LOL

More maters so we're trying your pasta dish. I'll let you know.

XXOO

Queen-Size funny bone said...

oh so true, funny but think about how true they are.

forgetfulone said...

You are soooo bad! And these were so funny and true!

keithsramblings said...

That Confucius dude was no fool!

michelle of bleeding espresso said...

That's hilarious!

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