Thursday, August 21, 2008

Deal with it

Here are 13 great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

2.Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3.Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

4.If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

6. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.

7. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

8. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

9. When everythings coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

10. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

11. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

12.We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty, and some are dull.
Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
13.A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

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This is my 17th TT.


Clara said...

Wonderful list! I really like #6.

Giggles said...

Great job!! Six is GOOD!!


Queen-Size funny bone said...

those are great...funny and oh so true.

Chris said...

#s 5 & 9 are the best! Happy TT

Anonymous said...

hi ;p
that sounds genuine ;)

forgetfulone said...

Such a positive attitude! I wish I could do all those all the time, but I get so stressed.

First day of school. Kids need paper and something to write with unless they've been notified to bring something else. Some kids will bring backpacks anyway, although they don't really need them - UNLESS they're going to receive textbooks. My kids already received their books and schedules.

Just Jen said...
my last post ;)

REDNESS said...

Oh That's is fabulous ... can I post it on my blog ... linked to you please Darls? Genius as always;)

Gill said...

Ditto what Red said? I'd love to post this if that's okay? Ab fab!!