unconscious mutterings

Week 289

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Month to month ::
the bills are relentless

2. Adjusted ::
my bra straps but they still keep sliding down my shoulders

3. Prank ::
My favorite prank as a child was calling some random number, pretending I just used my last dime and can't remember my home number and need a ride home from the movies..
Many promised to come get me... I feel so evil

4. Mop ::
I used to mop my kitchen floor EVERY night when my kids were little. I think I was #$%@ing INSANE!

5. Clarity ::
before I married, NO ONE gave me exact clarity to how MUCH laundry would be involved

6. Parenting ::
When done with all of your heart, is the most difficult, yet most important job

7. Glenn ::
with 2 n's is a name with one n is a valley,both leave me mutterin' Notin'

8. Fingerprint ::
I never thought I would miss the many fingerprints all over my molding and doors

9. Pineapple ::
Is delicious, I love it, but eating too much of it, makes my tongue burn.

10. Attorney ::
Somedays, Like an attorney, I would like to charge my clients for my phone time. I have a few people who need to call me 4 and 5 times for ONE haircut appointment.

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