Friday, October 24, 2008

A Blue moon and a friday fill-in

For the last two weeks I've had a real pain in the ass.. LIterally!
I went to the dermatologist for one of those 'FULL' body checks.
BOY was it complete! She examined me EVERYWhere! Let me say that again..
EVERYWHERE!! I had gone with my husband a few years back when he had one of these
checks. His doc. barely looked him over. This doctor was quite different. Before hand,
I sat and waited for FORTY-FIVE minutes.. I finally HAD to say something. I nicely asked.. How much longer will it be? I've been waiting for 45 minutes. The nurse who brings you in the room overheard and with a bit of an attitude said.. I'm taking u in next.
10 minutes later I was brought into the exam room.
After a very thorough exam.. The doctor said she saw a suspicious mole on, of all places, my butt. I said, Gee that part of me is NEVEr exposed to the sun. She did a biopsy of the mole. The little spot is so sore and the after care wound treatment is a daily pain in the butt. They called yesterday with my results. The mole is nothing to worry about... it is called a BLUE something or other. I appropriately named it a blue moon. I can't help wondering if the nurse said to the doctor " this one is a 'pain in the ass' she asked how much longer", and the doctor forgetting her oath, thought... I'll give her a real pain in the ass. I don't know why my mind works this way. I mean, would a doctor unnecessarily remove a mole for spite. Maybe she was having a bad money day? Maybe, she is a bitch? Maybe, she likes to make mountains out of MOLE hills. or maybe i just have a blue moon. I don't know, but I am starting to think that the people who just ignore preventive care and Never go for annual anythings, might not be so ignorant after all.

1. Right now, I'm feeling pensive .
2. a warm beach is where I want to be.
3. How does one go about changing their future ?
4. a good nights sleep keeps me on track.
5. Please don't wake me .
6. My children feeling happy fills me with joy.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to trying to finsih my book club book , tomorrow my plans include working and dinner and Sunday, I want to see the secret life of Bee's !

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Janet said...

LOL well ... oh my!

Enjoy the movie, and thanks for playing :-)

SmilingSally said...

I have a book to read too. Happy Friday Fill-ins! I'm giving away a book. Look on my sidebar.

Anonymous said...

ROFLLMHO!! blue moon! what a blue moon...LOL...oh man, i'm going to laughing for days to come...ya pain the butt....LMBO

threesidesofcrazy said...

hmmmm, a warm beach sounds great with the pending snow. Have a great weekend!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

only you would have a mole on your butt. hopes it feels better soon. your butt has probably never had so much attention.

Gill said...

Ooh hope the butt feels better soon - what an awkward spot to have a mole removed from!!

Giggles said...

Butt butt butt butt I never heard of such a thing....Moley moley moley.... remember Austin Powers, that's you girlfriend!!! Glad it's "A" okay! Have fun at the Bee's movie, I want to see that too! Take care of that BLUE MOON!!

Hugs Giggles

Tammy Brierly said...

LMAO Blue moon!

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